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robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前

Dad has the chops to be a project manager.

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Dad has the chops to be a project manager.

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robocall@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 年前
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  • Knasen@lemmy.world
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    I got something similar in a requirement specification once:

    “Resolution supported: Max” “OS support: The latest one”

    🤦🏼

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      I literally got the description “make it look cool” in my current project.

      We all know the context and can roughly guess what it means, but still…

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        make it look cool

        Got it. Animated background, GIFs, HTML 4.01 frames, marquee, privacy-friendly ads which are just GIFs linking to other websites. Did I go too far with the last one?

        • Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
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          That sounds fucking awesome.

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            I used to have one like that, only with more tables (using the default border, of course).

            It what’s later became known a “programmer design”.

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          Why so fancy? Sites like this are famous with millions of views: https://web.archive.org/web/20041229194455/http://www.ikissyou.org/indeks2.html

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            I like sex

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              I like money

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                https://y.yarn.co/00b19fc5-cc98-4af3-8298-93092ffc4ff6_text.gif

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        • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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          All wintery themes too as that is the coolest season.

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          Blink tags and snow effects

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        Stuff like this is part of why I dropped out of multimedia production in college, I only enjoy that stuff as a hobby for myself, doing it for other people is a creative nightmare lol

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        The best

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          Every time I click on this link I listen to all the cymbal tracks

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        Finally, all that time making the coolest myspace profile pays off!

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      "OS support: The latest one” is not that bad of an requirement…

      If they complain like “why doesn’t this work on Windows Vista, on IE8” - you can just point to the specs and say you only support the latest OS.

      So basically you only support the latest Nightly Build of Ubuntu, since that’s the current latest OS

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        You don’t even need to support anything older than the last windows hot fix with requirements like that.

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          Why support windows when you can argue that linux has a newer OS?

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            I am humbled by your chess of many D’s.

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        This is completely reasonable, but requires significant CI infrastructure

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      Honestly, I think that line of thought has a really cute reflection of the person’s experience with technology.

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