I assume every Palestinian baby’s first word is, “Hamas” /s

I love dailydot. They summarize tiktoks about doordash and then provide the same video at the bottom of the page. I can feel my mind rot while consuming it but I still do it.

U WOT M8

BBQ sauce 😋

BBQ sauce 😋

BBQ sauce 😋

Good-weird

What’s wrong with going to bed at 8pm?

I brought frozen fish with ice packs through TSA. The TSA guy was a fisherman and wanted to talk about fishing.

“I appreciate criticism but prefer compliments” - mods probably

Yes

Ah, geez. And you got the stink lines and everything.

What’s wrong? Did you want your lady dragonflies to be filled with someone else’s jizz?

That is too freaking cute

Heart medications are made from them so it’s not all bad, but don’t sniff them.

It penis is

I thought this was weed memes for a second

IDK who she is but I like her!

I gotta go swimming in Brazil