If you want to do web requests/ use API’s, use ‘requests’

graphs/reporting, I’ve used ‘bokeh’ before, it was nice.

I’ve never used PyDroid, so I’m not sure how you’d install things, but these are both available via pypi, python’s package repository.

Heh, eating isn’t the only time they have to worry about protein absorption.

There’s an earlier bit that complements that nicely:

“it turns out that the core competency of smiling and promising people things that you can’t actually deliver is highly transferable.”

what the fuck are you gonna do the first time something makes it up the stairs? I hope you have a flamethrower ready.

haha no source, just a dumb joke.

Japan: Checkmate

:: Reveals 10X more laws regulating game consoles ::

BukakkIP

I know, I know, it’s pronounced “Nyïmp”

Full name is GNUIMP anyway

depends on how cheap the farm was being when they bought insurance

“granodiorite” sounds exactly the kind of name someone who doesn’t want to admit it’s just granite would make up.

Texas has elected judges, and we’ll, I’ll let you decide how that’s gone.

💀

Insurance, apparently. The parents are also suing each cop individually, and the school district.

About 120K per kid.

you have made my day, thank you

Because he was the class clown, not because he was brown.

It’s because the salmon dies at the end.

Ok, well, if you ever come across a test framework named AuTest, you can blame me, because I’m stealing the shit out of that.

The “Brick through a widow” bug has been an active exploit since the Model T.