cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18111005
Tag yourself! I’m
Blocked
(We apologize for the previously offensive bit- those responsible have been sacked)
Answer Key:
!The Picard Maneuver!<
!Dragon “Rider”!<
!ComradeSharkfucker!<
!PugJesus!<
!BonesOfTheMoon!<
!ByteOnBikes!<
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!Jeffw!<
!Track_shovel!<
!Return2ozma!<
!Hamid Abbasi!<
!Satan’smaggotycumfart!<
!Fossilesque!<
!Speculator & Kolanaki!<
Call me the fun police, but I don’t think we need to raise Lemmy power users to the position of micro celebrities, and I don’t find this kind of circle jerking cute.
And I say this as somebody with positive opinions of many of the people referenced.
It’s just like… Weird and kind of lame, tbh.
I’ve seen the dragon people a couple times
wtf when did we get culture
Yeah seriously; I don’t recognize any of this crap.
It’s coming in through the walls
Whut about purple people
The purple people eater got them all, sadly.
YOU CAN DO THAT?
Yeah!!
Witchcraft
Where’s Margot Robbie these days?
Last I heard she doesn’t have much time to shitpost on social media like she did before, probably bc she’s starring in one movie and producing another
Fun fact: dragons have a cloaca with a penis inside. The penis extends out from the cloaca when erect, but when flaccid you can stimulate the prostate with a hand, dick, or dildo. Always wash thoroughly before having sex and only fuck sapient dragons who can verbally consent.
Until next time!
*I’m David Attenborough, join me next time when we discuss the intimacies of the northeastern mountain Unicorn."
violins
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Sapience is not a requirement for consent. Or consent is not required where sapience does not exist. Or more likely, it is proportional. Consent and sapience is not a binary, a dog cannot talk but it will bite your nuts off if it doesn’t want you using it like a self cleaning self heating fleshlight. The same applies dragon
You are not ready for the future.
like yinglet? (canonically, most of their sex is gay, they canonically talk, canonically have sex with humans, canonically have genitals like this)
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What`s the censored one about?
Satan’smaggotycumfart lol
I should probably pay more attention to usernames
The_Picard_Maneuver
PugJesus
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this some young people meme i don’t understand
They’re all references to some of the most active users on Lemmy. The first one, for example, references The Picard Maneuver
Drag is considered one of the most active!?
Certainly one of the most memorable/ noticeable!
Thank you!
I see Drag often
But I’m a Bad Dragon aficionado, so my eyes naturally gravitate to stuff like that.
the picard maneuver, kolanaki, pug jesus, SatansMaggotyCumFart
From my experience SatansMaggotyCumFart is an anti-vegan. They really need to chew on some sour patch kids.
I was under the impression that SMCF is a professional troll. I don’t take anything they say seriously.
i think they’re generally unserious, but i reckon professional troll is a harsh assessment.
Now I want some sour patch kids… Wait, I have sour patch kids because someone stole the bowl off the front porch. Thanks Sunshine and random kleptomaniac kid!
I’m personally a fan of Blue People.
Kolanoki? Kokalni? Blue name guy.
Mister yiff himself!
K L O N A K
The legends of the Lemmyverse!
My name jeff