Would it help if it was described as a “religious experience”?

Also, the vast majority of mammals don’t see green either.

Sure, but that’s usually done through a UPS cabinet, not on an individual device level.

Appliances that don’t depower when unplugged sound like an incredibly bad idea.

Do they, or did someone put a road through a bear’s outhouse?

Because the assumption is that if Canada ever goes against US wishes, it means Canada is an enemy, and the kill switch goes off, but if Israel ever goes against US wishes, it means some lefty pinko commie got into office, and we must protect Israel’s role in the rapidly approaching rapture!

Would that one island they and the Danes argue over count?

More like a formed plastic sheet with contact pads glued on the underside. The whole keyboard was just a PCB, plastic casing, and a button sheet.

I agree.

Except for the “this paper will be sad if you don’t read it” one, that one’s on point.

So what you’re saying is, the complaint about China spying on people boils down to piracy?

That’s actually a very interesting map! I didn’t know the gulf is just large enough to not be entirely divvied up!

Have you considered just carrying a big leaf around?

Or, like, at least a caffeine gland or something.

There’s always the worst possible option: they’re true believers. They genuinely believe the rest of the world is freeloading on the US, and that (atlas) shrugging them off will make everyone else collapse.

LMAO, even.

Weirdly, it means “universal”. It’s just used as a short for “Roman-Catholic”. The orthodox church is officially the “Orthodox Catholic Church”.

Yeah, it’s not a joke, it literally happens all the time, and an error after block close generally means the system doesn’t think it’s closed, usually because a bracket isn’t paired off.

Nah, it’s because they can change you for the battery, but you could sue them for drinking the juice.

I swear, Putin owes some of you people rent.