1/1000 of a kilodog is just a dog bro

Dog is cost money?

Ah, you must work on our firmware team

Sounds justified to me.

I know exactly two, a CEO and CTO, who are actually level-headed and don’t talk down to others like garbage.

But who knows, that may change.

Paywall.

It’s a schooner!

Oh yeah, I could ask any of my Iranian colleagues. Which actually exist this time.

Oh sure, I’ll just stop by one of the several Persian cuisine groceries on my block.

But no actually there’s a place a couple miles up I think I can find them, they had mahleb

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

That looks phenomenal. Need to find dried limes.

Not homemade sourdough garlic bread?

I made up a soup with spicy Italian sausage and spinach and you top it with grated Romano and it’s my wife’s favorite soup now.

It’s barely even ambiguous

To be fair, literally everyone rounds pi, since it’s transcendental.

But not arbitrarily.

Years measure time, not distance

That’s pretty damn arbitrary on a universal scale

Can I use HSA funds to build my ball pit?

They’re far less common than digital clocks now. Same with the bullshit cursive.