Very happy to see myself correctly represented. I use a single cup pourover, BTW
I use a drip machine, btw
Okay, I have a Keurig for convenience but I prefer to make my coffee using a method that isn’t described here.
If you’re wondering, I prefer the French press.
I do French Press, where does that put me?
PopOS
I think in this graphic I would replace the Fedora pour-over thing with a French Press because they already did pour-over with Arch.
And then Android is a Starbucks cup.
The pour-over thing is called Chemex just FYI. It’s supposed to be different than regular pour-over. I use Fedora…
That fits. Just like Android, Starbucks coffee is well made, by someone who isn’t you.
The quality of the final product is still in question though.
made, by someone who isn’t you, who works for a large and terrible corporation doing god knows what harm around the world.
Yeah that seems pretty on point (espresso maker).
As a french press user I put the beans in the press vessel, start the water kettle (double checking that water is in), forget about it all so water will have to be reheated, pour water over beans, forget about it all for 15-83 minutes and then finally get to enjoy my coffee.
Will drink it all. And wish I had made more.
What OS for me?
IMO, probably Gentoo, but compiled from source.
And the last time you recompiled the kernel was, at most, 3 days ago.
I left Debian but Debian didn’t leave me, it seems…
LFS guy: chews the unground beans
I use an off-brand clone of a Nespresso machine with off-brand pods. Hannah Montana Linux?
Percolator: Mandrake user. Holy god someone’s still using that old thing.
Forgot cold brewers.
KDE is an office coffee machine with billion options
Debian (i3 on laptop, headless on homelab).
But apparently my coffee is Arch.
Formerly Gentoo, now TumbleWeed user. But this chart doesn’t align
I put the ground coffee (a lot of it) in the mug and pour hot water. Stir it a bit later, then the grounds stay put in the bottom usually. I’ve been told I drink asphalt, but then I just feel like everyone drinks very weak coffee. I do this because I want it to be a quick process, I don’t want to buy a fancy machine that requires maintenace, and I want my coffee to have a proper kick.
What distro does this mean?
That sounds like the TempleOS equivalent of coffee methods
It’s moderately common in my country where coffee is often consumed for the caffeine content and not the taste. We call it the “thief’s coffee” because it’s minimal prep to get your fix quickly, almost as if you were committing a burglary lol
I mean Turkish coffee is sort of like what you described, but you use a super fine grind and a lot of the grounds stay in the pot. But if you like drinking mud then more powered to ya.
Different strokes for different folks, I was just poking fun that you’re taking the approach of “everyone else is drinking weak coffee, I make the real stuff” kinda like Terry was certain that his ways were best even though alternatives already existed.
There’s no pot involved here, you put it in the mug, but ideally you also use a super fine grind so it stays in the mug usually
“everyone else is drinking weak coffee, I make the real stuff” kinda like Terry was certain that his ways were best even though alternatives already existed.
Oh fair enough
To be fair I didn’t mean to insinuate that it’s manlier to drink literal mud, it’s just how my mom always made it for herself when I was a kid and I just… learned to like it. It’s very much an acquired taste. But yes, there’s always a moment of pride when people say “wtf how can you drink this shit” :)
Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.
$400 for a drip machine?
Must be a Mac user.
270€ on Amazon here, but you sure got a chuckle out of me 😁
1 litre of delicious coffee in 5 minutes is hard to beat though.
Its not a drip machine though, it’s more like a Chemex that doesn’t require you to do the pouring.
The analogy works well since its Debian-like, but way more awesome. The Moccamaster is great. As easy to use as a drip, but makes better coffee than the Chemex.
Moccamaster<3
I use debian btw
Why is this so accurate (even though I’ve tried many other distros and coffee makers)
