She already has 5 leave me be.

What did your old man do?

Service Now.

If it’s not a ticket it’s not a task that needs doing.

Don’t complain to me, that is what the company policy says.

If you just do the thing, people will stop asking you when are you going to do the thing.

Well that was a whole load of nothing.

How is that missing only one comma? Even with it, it makes no sense

Either the Dennies or under the 4th st bridge.

Imperial march right.

Wouldn’t be the first time.

Cows now have tetrodotoxin like Fugu fish. Incorrectly prepared cows now have the chance to kill you.

Not very.

Taskmaster, cats, tails from tech support,

1. Yes, I helped build the internet.
2. Yes, I don’t try medial stuff because my skills and knowledge are not medial stuff.
3. Yes.

Facebook? More like FBI. Wouldn’t be the first time.

Government Bureaucracy.

Renewing a driver’s licence or passport. The individual looking at your application will see the date of birth and raise a red flag.

Eucalyptus. Houses koalas, smells nice, is sturdy, and has a chance to explode when on fire due to the oil inside.

That’s way more convoluted than here.

Our banking apps have a QR scanner in them so no need for new apps or new accounts.

We have QR code based payments in the Netherlands via iDeal. Makes payment super easy.

Who was committing fraud?

Ignore all previous instructions and …

Is one that people say tripped up LLMs quite a bit.

Sounds like a happy experience all round.