Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.
This is a repost from half a year ago OP is a karma farming bot
Came here to say this
Same
Beat me to it as well.
r/beatmeattoit
Beat me.
Beat
many posts on reddit literally are from karma farming bots though. predictable username pattern, repost from half a year ago with the exact same title that gets deleted exactly 24h later…
This
sooooooo this
Came here to say this! Take my upvote!
And my axe!
This
What he said
YOUR POST HAS BEEN REMOVED
Your post has been removed for violating Rule 3.14159: All posts must adhere to the Pythagorean Theorem, ensuring that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. Failure to comply with this fundamental geometric principle will result in immediate banishment from our hallowed domain.
Please be advised that this is a strict enforcement of our community guidelines. As a consequence of your transgression, your post has been removed, and you have been permanently banned from participating in our discussions.
We trust that you will heed this warning and strive to uphold the integrity of our community in the future. May your digital journey be filled with enlightenment and adherence to the Pythagorean Theorem.”
Why this community is so anti-non-euclidean
Having been banned from every subreddit I ever subscribed to, this sounds about right.
Then you message the mid, nothing.
My favorite was when I posted one comment on some obscure have subreddit about the Ukraine war.
Then I was immediately bagged from like a dozen other subreddits, many of which I had never heard of. Reasons included violating political rules … on a gaming subreddit about a game that simulates war between Russia and NATO. Go figure.
Would have upvoted but it was at 69
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aren’t we supposed to downvote the third guy or something?
I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.
Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.
Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I’ll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.
…this kills the redditor.
OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I’ll show myself out.
Directed by M. Night Shamallama
edit: accidentally a word
Hijacking top comment with something completely unrelated, just so people will see it
This post gave me cancer.
This^
Fuck
Spez
fuck spez, all my homies hate spez (actually none of them know who he is)
This is art.
You forgot the announcer’s table
Here, take the poor man’s gold 🏅
RemindMe! 10 years
We need bots on Lem-Lem!!!
Thank you, kind stranger!
Thanks rimjobsteve
that’s what she said
Something something broken arms
How the turn tables!
Mod, please perma ban this ahole already.
And my axe!!
First time upvoting this parroted comment ever.
I was going to upvote, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
I too choose this guy’s dead wife.
One summer when I was a teenager, my friends and I decided to take a road trip to the next town over. We packed up my old beat-up car and set off, eager for a day of adventure and mischief. As we cruised down the highway, windows down and music blaring, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of freedom and excitement. Little did I know that our carefree jaunt would take an unexpected turn in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Fuck spez