It can also be caused by prions. Mad cow disease is aka bovine spongiform encephalitis. I believe the word just indicates cell death in the brain which leaves regions of dead tissue.

I started calling this one ‘engorged flowering ballsack’

Wow. You’re not wrong!

Alright, I’ll say it: non-consensual sex.

I don’t think that’s fair. Certainly some do. They’re not the ones that make the most noise, however.

Relevant Bible passage Matthew 19:21-22:

Jesus said to him, “If you wish to be complete, go and sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow Me.” But when the young man heard this statement, he went away grieving; for he was one who owned much property.

Well, shite

But, were they worth it?