Or a cow.

I know, I know.

But can it run Crysis?

Not accidentally, of course. On purpose, however…

Reference

Fun show, but he’s an irredeemable character.

Dig the username.

Oh, I was thinking more along the lines of any aspirations to not be a cow.

Suffering you say? Found your man:

Good for their physical health, but not great for their personal goals and expectations.

…and the Satanic Panic, Marijuana, AIDS, welfare darlings, “they took our jerbs” and so on.

This reads like Deep Thoughts… by Jack Handey

“Childs! Mac wants the flamethrower!”