troybot [he/him]

I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

Looks like the article was updated today. I’m guessing this was originally covering an announcement for a future rollout and now it’s finally happening?

My name is Nathan Fielder, And I graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades.

The plan: turn this website into the world’s first parody cybersecurity platform

Lightning bolt!

Ah so that’s why Victreebel is a poison type

Carpenter bees are definitely boring

I asked it to write a Seinfeld episode about the product I was viewing, Trojan condoms. It writes a cautionary tale for me where Elaine is warning everyone not to buy them because the condoms are defective.

Somehow… Punxsutawney Phil returned

Seeing the 5 legged cat was the moment I started to believe this stuff really was AI generated.

Yeah they have a physical storefront in every state so, as a bank, they would need to follow the specific financial laws of each state. Gets super complicated because you end up with different interest rates depending on where the customer lives.

The State already did it

I’ve seen plenty of terrible Facebook memes where they changed the words in Peanuts comics into political propaganda. If they can make Snoopy a racist then we can retcon Dale into a socialist.

A Møøse once bit my sistör…

Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.

FAA still references the original policy document written 40 years ago on a word processor. Just wow.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.