Have you looked into remapping the button? I use Button Remapper and I have it configured to open Google maps and Spotify
I believe the (old but still decent) best small Android is the Samsung s10e
I’m with you brother
You can also install Firefox and use ublock on Android
tldr: if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
Clearly the beginning of a side quest
It is beautiful
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