Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.

I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government

fuck it

just going to print out the man pages for wget and study it like a religious text

don’t waste good water

wetten the streets with kerosene

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back

I’m not scared of nuclear power

but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine

those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails

I have never used UPS in my fucking life

every day another unread 19 in the spam folder

like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times

Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?

I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.

Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.

The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.

There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.

My dick fits into all of them

Seems pretty universal to me 😎

he brainwashed so many people

glad he’s neck deep in shit at the moment

but every time I see a headline with his name that doesn’t include some variation of “passes away at age”, my blood pressure rises a little bit.

If it brings you any solace, Mr Raised-by-4chan is getting absolutely thundercunted with downvotes.

Haven’t seen that many in a long while.

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse

whatd he do

I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep

Im a sleeby

reminder to self kinda

12 years

32k views

Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?

Ah, that makes sense. I thought you meant IT as in information technology. Was very confused.

Brain still good yey

edit: typo. perhaps I need to make that appointment

Pardon my ignorance. I may have a mild brain injury.

Could you perhaps rephrase?

I’m not sure if I understood what you said.

Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?

Anything else?

you are a wise man

I am glad our paths crossed in this reality

Trying this every time I need to delete an account