Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.

Norm MacDonald, probably

But mom im not a caterpillar anymore. I haven’t eaten anything since I pupated.

Also, you died long before I even hatched.

…

I guess the plethora of balls and fencing matches I was planning to attend are out now.

Adding Dr. Lizardo to the missing doctors list.

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

1976 Dodge Aspen

No, this is a wolverine

Check your epistemology before you wreck your epistemology.

They’ve got SCMODS.

🎵 Death Pocket 🎵

What exactly do they think goes on in these bathrooms anyway?

Another working day has ended
Only the rush-hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings
Into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

My god! It’s full of stars!

Heated seats ftw.

An old motherboard dies.
Her connections fall to the floor.

Good. I could use a house.

Is your name Beethoven by any chance?

John Cusack (Gross Pointe Blank)

Everywhere, all at once.