I always thought it stood for “pepperoni.” So, you’re saying “PET” stands for “Positrons, Endives, and Tomatoes”?

Just like how anthropological archeologists compete to eat the oldest thing they find

Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja

Not to anthropomorphize LLMs, but… Like a vaccine?

Atari game programmed to know chess moves: knight to B4

Chat-GPT: many Redditors have credited Chesster A. Pawnington with inventing the game when he chased the queen across the palace before crushing the king with a castle tower. Then he became the king and created his own queen by playing “The Twist” and “Let’s Twist Again” at the same time.

Change “PE teacher” to “stack of health magazines” and it’s a more accurate equivalence.

700 Awesom-os

Only cuz you asked so nicely. I now give you permission to pay for my extensive debts from trying to steal my neighbor’s yard.

I’m a Texan—we don’t get annexed. Period.

We just get in over our heads in war and then beg a bigger bully to save us before declaring victory.

So, if you’re looking to adopt a real winner, I give you permission to ask me to join your country.

I wanna annex Canada, but, like, as an extension of my house, not my country. Like, I wanna move to Canada, but I’m kinda lazy, so I want Canada to come to me. Hey Canada, if y’all’re ever in Texas, gimme a call.

Nah, I get what you’re saying, but we’re used to engineers and regular workers getting arrested here. We’ve got one of the most… comprehensive?.. prison systems in the world. It’s just so rare to find executives and anyone making over $300k suffer any real consequences.

Hard reboots/power cycling are gonna be a real pain in the ass. I suspect that there’s gonna be significant downtimes until they switch from Windows to Linux and then figure out their super space drivers. Considering the millions it costs to launch someone into space, the IT astronaut who has to unplug this and plug it back in is going to be the most expensive tech support/hour ever.

“Trump’s third term is lasting a really long time. I was confused when he chose his own successor on his death bed, but now I’m growing concerned that this might threaten democracy!”

They’ll do it all for it. So that you can take that cookie.

And stick it up your yeah.
Stick it up your yeah.
Stick it up your yeah.
Stick it up your.

If you’re not already familiar with the turn-of-the-millennium artistic stylings of Limp Bizkit and Fred Durst’s Spring Break anthem… Well, keep it that way. No use in getting these songs stuck in your head now.

Zis is ekselent vork. I kan se zis adopshon vil be ezi and fun. Ve vil rekwir zat al users vil hav fun.

Ick live in dick

FUCK!

You’re not wrong. People tend to tune me out when I speak that formally, and I made a decision a long time ago to always write how I speak.

That being said, you should hear my corrected version of Land of Confusion.

This is the world in which we live
And these are the names you’ve given us

Poor people deserve bad customer service, too!

It’s rather apparent that you composed this comment without AI. Guess I’ll have to give that pay raise to myself again…