Big “you damn kids and your phones” vibes from this

So much of modern tech is just misusing words they heard from sci-fi stuff that was already misusing words they heard in physics class.

Most companies would prefer not to have a character accidentally associated with a terror attack?

But if you’re drawing attention to a certain country, it’s best to check the dates for that country first. No one would blink if the character was Russian and had the same birthday.

Cricuts are a brand of paper cutting machine, it’s used by crafters and artists to cut out things like stickers (that’s what we see the water bottle for) and scrapbooking things. I’m assuming it’s a gift for ops wife.

Also if it’s against the law to post the names of federal workers

The guy certainly doesn’t mind cp on his site

I mean, the phrase was made because they’re pussies who can’t handle criticism of their speech. In this use the “not able to crtisize” is literally having your ability to speak shut down.

He needs to climb into a bunker and follow his leader

My experience is that modern NSFW on tumblr is just porn bots. You used to get really nice, high quality slutty art for whatever TV show or movie character tripped your trigger. Now they have an Ai bot that’s trained itself to flag black and white sfw sketches but not straight up literal tiddy drop videos with spam links below them.