UNOFFICIAL SPEZ

We do not need Google because people will always look on Reddit before anywhere else.

We will know everything you do, where you are, and we will show you what we want you to desire.

We just want you to know that you are better than any moderator/admin/developer. We want to give you some money, in the hope we get more money from Gold and your info.

Red means more REDdit ads and stuff. They are more likely to give me money.

If you are listening to these people, join Reddit again. I will harvest all of the data FOR YOUR BENEFIT! You want a free Reddit, right? Well then, Support this change. Privacy is dead.

Gasl-… I mean MARKETING!

credit scores will not be affected by the nonsensical protests, it would only affect the protesters.

This is a decision to only let those stupid enough to pay for premium enjoy the site

I am not gaslighting. In fact, I am spreading positivity. Those wacky mods are saying that I control the message. Will you believe them? I mean I had let them protest(until we lost money). That is besides the point. We are not gaslighting. The mods are gaslighting. They are disgusting little parasites. I am not sure how many of you “lemmings” know what gaslighting actually is. It is lighting a gas lamp. Manipulating people? I definitely do not manipulate people. You could be thinking that because of the terrible weather. Now, Go back to the alien site which is now full of garbage. Sincerely, (unofficial) Spez

And I loved K*****g it!

AI = money