You can count up to 99 with your hands if you use them like a Japanese abacus.

This technically goes down a very interesting line of thought that Vsauce covered once.

into a fire

C is a makeshift kitchen deep in the Lacandon Jungle. If you burn your food, you start a forest fire and die.

What was the original?

I hear the Speedwagon Foundation uses intense UV.

Brown bears and black bears see you as a potential threat.

Polar bears see you as food.

I lost the game

Huffman is a greedy bastard, but I don’t think he’s alt-right. He’s a bland neoliberal hypocrite. He is an advisor at the ADL and made a post saying that black lives matter, while not actually doing anything to help and actively profiting from what he said he was against.

Oh they reap the rewards alright. They just don’t sow.

Probably Nantucket, judging by the image credit.

An anaconda

The guy left his company long before the shenanigan cascade

Don’t forget that Republicans consider pretty much anything featuring gays as sexual and pornographic.

You’d be surprised at how frequently cockroaches hide behind toilets.

o7, spider

Hemlock water-dropwort looks like celery. It causes muscle spasms, which at times results in the victim dying with a grin on their face.

Ah, but a machine can work better or worse, and what is better or worse is often subjective, as there are various aspects of the workings of the machine regarding which you have to make trade-offs during the process of design. A notable example is the design of tanks: the bigger the cannon, the greater the weight, and the slower it gets as a result. You can try to get a better engine to compensate for the increased weight but a stronger engine and bigger guns lead to higher costs and complicate mass production.

Right on the money about liberals not being too different from the less cooky conservatives, but there have been much more authoritarian systems and much less authoritarian systems in the last few hundred years.

Conservatism is tends towards some degree of authoritarianism.

There are no policies that are uniquely conservative, or uniquely anything for that matter. When taken together, however, you can see conservativism form before your eyes.

Sure thing, chief.

Neoliberal economics (low corporate taxes, weak regulations, privatization, weak welfare system, government intervention is used to facilitate further market expansion and prop up big businesses).

Large budgets for the army and the police without much external oversight, while still maintaining some level of restraint on what they can do.

Making it harder to get a visa and even harder to get a citizenship.

Hard-line stance against what are considered vices by the society the conservatives in question inhabit.

A preservation of the monarchy in countries which have them.

Incentives to give birth.