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Cake day: February 12th, 2024

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  • they will inevitably fall towards the centre and get spaghettified at some point

    Not before they witnessed the birth and death of thousands of civilizations! (I know they wouldn’t actually be able to witness them, not having the right equipment and being dead in due order, it’s just neat to think about relativity in that context. 😊)




  • Price guarantee. However, if we do raise our price…

    The ending to that sentence is always moot. You guarantee it. End of. If you don’t follow through on that guarantee, you are a liar.

    …if we do raise our price, you can cancel the service with no penalties.

    Mfer, you are gonna be the one paying penalties, see your ass in court.