You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased
You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased
That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…
Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…
You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.
Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?
Yup, it just needs a fast splattering of red paint or similar…
Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines
It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin
Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…
There’s something nostalgically comforting seeing comcast screwing people over with bundles again…
Even better would be to remap their keyboard’s semicolon key to that symbol
Ah yes, I remember having telekinesis in high school. Only downside is that it doesn’t seem to stop you from going deuce in the middle of a match as the pictures also allude to…
Takes one to know one! gottem!
Hey, they could be talking about Jython…