be like the tree; let the dead leaves drop.

huh. live and learn.

i guess for other species it’s pizza?

turtles eat jellyfish?

In general, the report found that the AI summaries showed “a limited ability to analyze and summarize complex content requiring a deep understanding of context, subtle nuances, or implicit meaning.” Even worse, the Llama summaries often “generated text that was grammatically correct, but on occasion factually inaccurate,”

how is this being accepted? one would have to go through any output with a fine-toothed comb anyway to weed out ai hallucinations, as well as to preserve nuance and context.

it’s like the ai tells you that mona lisa has three eyes and a nose and her mouth is closed but her denim jacket is open. you’re going to report that in your story without ever looking at the painting?

maybe that’s just the ai’s internal monologue leaking through?

we need a comeback of the bumper sticker, “i don’t need an suv, my dick is big enough.”

or, alternatively, their lifetime offer has truly been honoured.

“ceo of cloud company says employees must work on premise.”

must do wonders for the marketing of the capability of their platform.

you would have received more relevant responses if you had titled your post as, “there is absolutely no evidence that musk is against free speech. what are you folks on about, anyway?”

even the strongest amongst us would quail

on hearing the specifics of every such tale.

one would be ever so inclined

to declare that the worst of mankind

lives today in that state of israel.

solving global warming is really simple: kill off all human beings.

i wonder how long ai algorithms will take to figure that out.

this article is a load of bollocks;

i really love my smart idiot box!

but wait, this may sound bad,

we interrupt this limerick for an ad –

have you thought of switching to our socks?

one might say that this piece of news is the… canary… in the coal mine?

why would any of google’s customers pay to stuff its ads into such a broken feature?

it’s like embossing your logo within a toilet bowl – sure, a lot of people will get to see it but mostly only when it’s submerged in shit.

youtube bermudas.

or build in a return-to-factory-by-yourself feature into them.

what colour, my friend with the quick fingers on the left hand, is rust?

fairly appropriate username for the programming language in question.

how would you feel about an article titled,

“This” word in article titles infuriates internet readers

so you’re saying it’s a shire waste?