I hate my grass. It needs to suffer, get over exposed to the sun, and never watered.
Can’t wait to replace it with something not grass next year.
Until then, next time I need to cut it, I’m going to use a lawn mower blade supplied by the Chuck-e-Cheese kitchen to do the worst hack job ever.
This seems like a brilliant feature to roll out as they’re getting investigated by the DOJ for being a monopoly.