They for whatever reason always make me look ugly and out of shape.

The dressing room mirrors

I sort of feel like I’m walking in a tunnel that gets smaller and smaller as I walk.

A valid question

That looks more like a clothesline from hell

What’s the point of this book? It’s nothing new, and would never change anything about the situation.

What’s in your service file? May be you entered some parameters wrong

Okbuddyretard or wowthanksimcured?

Getting your PR merged is exponentially more waiting than merging lanes, so the cat fits more there.

Would you recommend the LCD model over the OLED model?

They don’t scare you enough? Imagine them as Eldritch abominations.

That’s your next quest marker. Debilitating alcoholism any % speedrun.

They’ve taken us for absolute fools

He probably thinks his superior genes should propagate without him having to take care/share his wealth with anyone.

What a loser

And my axe. It’s too sweet.

There are two ways to interpret this. Either the genie fulfilled this one for free, or the genie thinks this is a good wish but there’s no way to fulfill this, so tells him he still has his 3 wishes. Wonder which one it is.

I mean, American players and American fans of the game still love the game. What does it matter that the whole country should love it? Let people love what they want to love.

Universal basic income

eh. I don’t think Apple’s gonna be a pioneer in AI. If anybody can do it, it would be openai figuring it out first. Happy to be proven wrong tho.