We will turn you into the 6 million dollar cockroach

It really sucks, I have the second Alan Wake game on there but I can’t really get into it.

You’re gonna cook up a crazy theory like that and not even mention big daddy capitalism?

edit: I was making a joke, it didn’t land right. I agree with you, I probably wouldn’t be on this website if I didn’t.

Yes but with what’s happening in America right now there will be a lot less tourism.

One day you come home, you see all your stuff is in boxes. Then you see a note on the fridge, it says: “Womp womp” You fall to your knees and break down in tears. Through your tears you see another note underneath the fridge. You reach for the note. The note reads: “Womp, womp?” You began to laugh maniacally. You hear footsteps, you stop laughing. Your wife stands behind you. She says: “Kept you on your toes didn’t I?”

Little known fact, German doctors love to make cd’s for every procedure. The most famous of these as shown by German medical data is Heinrich’s Proctology Polka Mega Mix.

That depends on the bear’s tactical training, if the bear went through bootcamp then it’s one slap, if the bear is also a SEAL then it’s half a slap.

Somebody should infiltrate the incel community and convince them that they can get women by dressing up like cats and making baby sounds

Your desktop was cluttered so Microsoft AI agent formatted your hard drive. Please insert your credit card number to buy a new windows license.

Now you just need a gunpowder powered pulley system that whips your massive dong out of your fly after the motorized zipper opens your pants.

I didn’t read what you said but I like it, everyone gets a license plate on bluesky.

CPU = Chief Party Unicorn

No, you’re being facetious. Go sit in the corner.

Absolutely not, we’re talking about a man who serves fast food to athletes.

It was really strange to see some old comments I made in another language translated in English.

Hey buddy, I’ve had enough of you and your sensible opinions. Meet me in the parking lot of the Wallgreens on the corner of Coursey and Jones Creek in Baton Rouge on april 7th at 10 p.m. We’re going to fight to the death, no holds barred, shopping cart combos allowed, pistols only, no scope 360, tag team style, entourage allowed.

Trump is a thicc boi. Some say he likes to twerk when E-boy makes his cheeks clap.

I KNOW A GREAT PHYSICAL THERAPIST. I CAN SET YOU UP ALSO LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK

“Yes, but only if they bring bacon. Also, narwals?! Oh and look at my spork, lol!”

The analog sticks have a set number of rotations after which they need to be replaced. Putting off brand analog sticks in the device will instantly brick it.