What in the world are you talking about? This just simply isn’t true

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

I had the same thought. Predicably, someone did ☝️

Years ago, when projectors were common in conference rooms. Someone was giving a practice presentation before the real deal in front of 80+ audience members. It was just our team of 8 or so the room for the dry run. In the middle of the presentation, there was a terrifyingly loud POP sound as the bulb blew out in the projector. It scared the shit out of everyone in the room. We all laughed after the initial shock wore off.

One of my coworkers stepped up on a table to take a look at it. I was near him and I waited for silence in the room while he was fucking with the thing, and clapped my hands together very loudly, simulating the previous scare. He let out a shriek of terror and clutched his chest. Everyone laughed. Eventually he laughed as well, but said something like “damn, that scared me.” Within a week he had a legit heart attack.

He was ultimately okay, but I still think about it. I know I didn’t cause it, but for a long time I couldn’t shake the guilty feeling that I contributed to it. Oops. Sorry Ken.

I’m curious, how does it work?

Counterpoint: Considering the scale of Lemmy compared to reddit, it’s hard to strike a chord. Suspend your doubt and keep making music jokes on a regular cadence. Someday you’ll hit the right tempo and and reach harmony with other users who recognize it as your signature style.

lol

Yeah, totally. As someone who used reddit for 10 years and had comment karma in the several hundreds of thousands, it still pisses me off that it was ruined in the way it was

Surprisingly, porcupines and hedgehogs are not closely related

90s laugh track

The future is HERE. If it laughs when you take your cock out then it’s a 1:1 simulation

I get the apathy, but it’s not the way forward. It just makes matters worse

I’ve been following the jackbox stuff since it’s inception and I can’t agree more. Hopefully it’s good though. I guess we’ll see. Let them cook, I suppose

At the time the cloud stuff was first being talked about, I worked a a large tech company (one of the top 10 largest). I remember being told by managers and above how important it was and how we should start thinking about how to integrate it into every facet of our products and workplace. The CEO railed on this as well, tying KPIs to it at all levels of the business. This company makes all kinds products in the realm of hardware and software. Everyone went absolutely apeshit integrating everywhere, including A LOT of places it didn’t belong

I’m honestly shocked. Who could have predicted? 😲

God I hate marketing bullshit like this.

Fingers crossed that it will be a total fucking shit show when they go IPO 🍿

Oh, and fuck Spez. Fuck him in the ass with a jackhammer and some glass

OPTIC BLAST! Foes incinerated

Oh! Hey! I found that block feature you mentioned. Bye idiot.

Yeah, in the US it was ‘Faces of Death’ as well. I remember the advertisements. Never saw it, but I saw plenty of horrific shit on rotten.com as a teen