Lmao there are plenty of dimwits with money

I relate more to the alien in the first panel, and not at all to the second.

Recycling credentials are nonsense. I work in the ewaste industry, very few things actually get recycled. Resale is the goal of these companies. Otherwise most ewaste companjes just trade thier scrap back and forth until it eventually ends up in a landfill in a country with poor regulations.