PREACH! MUTHAFUKA!!!

Where does it need to be pointed to be called a ‘Tie and Blazar”?

Un-PC, that’s what!

I wonder what they’ll change the name to.

‘Bosspersoncard’

Not as much as The Girl With the Dragging Tofu.

Looks like the sorta chap you wouldn’t want to touch with your bare hands.

Even frogs need a hobby.

Metallica’s drummer was heavily influenced by jazz while growing up. No one believes me but it’s all there in a BBC interview.

While distinctive as a species itself, the generic placement of these plants has differed in various botanical treatments. When the genus *Cornus*is taken broadly, as done here, this species is Cornus canadensis, and is included in the subgenus Arctocrania.[11] However, if Cornus is treated in a narrower sense, excluding this species, it can instead be classified as Chamaepericlymenum canadenseor as Cornella canadensis.[12][13]

So, still Cornus canadensis.

No one can say the other word anyway, it’s pointless to use.

DONT STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR ANTS IN PUBLIC ESPECIALLY IF YOU THEN SMELL YOUR FINGERS.

So apparently the new shit spam evil calls can record the most minimal sample of your voice and then spoof it to your friends and family…

It almost seems worth saying nothing until ‘they’ say something, but then, what if they are a spoofed caller…

Oh shit. Just don’t use phones any more.

That’s in Dundee, Scotland.

After stealing most of the information from Taiwan and the US.

Can someone translate back to non-fuckwit human please?

Now I’m trying “random communities” and it either refuses to give me anything or cycles through “Mastadonindians” Homesteading, and some retarded paranormal bullshit.

FFS.

What other app should I use instead of this?!?!

Tic tak toe,

Solitaire,

Snek,

That one with the bubbles that you just watch and you can’t do anything (I think it actually a screen saver)

Uh. That’s it.

Petroleum

Once upon a time I thought Isreal might be fine. Now I realise it is a failed experiment and never should’ve been attempted. Not only that, but the attempt to create a ‘Jewish Homeland’ based on Bronze Age myths has created literal monsters, like the Nazis, who are perfectly happy to see innocent people lose their homes and burn to satisfy their own warped perspectives.

Yup. Good work guys out there in Silicon Valley. I’m sure this AI thing is all going to end reeeeeeeaaaallly well.

Trailer Trash be all like: “SEE AH TOLD Y’ALL IT WAS GOOD FOR THE BABY! GOOGLE DONE SAYS SO!!!”

You might have to live with scratches. I would.