littleblue✨

Somebody gonna tell her that she’s famous AF on Lemmy? 🙇🏽‍♂️🔥

Now, that’s clever. 🤪

Nope, too much piss. Also, “peed while in the bathtub together” is a bit too far, and that’s not even including possible eye contact. To illustrate: what simple thing makes eating a banana in public creepy/hot? Eye contact. You do you, but stay outta my tub.

Good tip, though the water:piss ratio still stands.

Similar to the water:piss ratio regarding (US?) swimming pools, insofar as the knowledge that the “nostalgic” smell of swimming pools is not the comforting presence of chlorine so many believe it to be, and is in fact the confirmation of a volume of piss in the water that is rapidly nearing the extent of said chlorine’s capacity to neutralize (sapped also by ceaseless sunshine & innumerable contaminants hitching rides on patrons’ oblivious meatsacs).

In short: if you smell “pool”, someone(s) have pissed in it. A lot.

Let’s be fair, here.

He “got shot” as much as your uncle “caught” that one fish before it “got away”.

He “got shot” as much as a “special teams” player is “part” of a football team.

He “got shot” as much as OJ’s glove “didn’t fit”.

He “got shot” like Lincoln didn’t.

Motherfucker “got shot” as much as his fans can read.

extra hardware plugged inside

That’s it, y’all. Go home. This thread was won before it had even begun.

Really not the flex you think it is.

::womp.wommmp::

That’s some class right there. ✨

Hunh. “All races” sounds a bit too “all lives matter” to me, but it’s your hill, chief. 😘

To be fair, that’s privileged AF for you to state that. Students of non-white backgrounds are treated dramatically worse when it comes to school punishments, suspensions, expulsions, etc. Hell, US teachers are twice as likely to reprimand black kindergartners than their white peers. Yes, kindergartners. Systemic racism is systemic, FFS.

So, go to high school in Texas?

If these remind you of a penis, you might wanna talk to someone about that. 😶🤢

Sounds like a 90s diesel strain that’ll have you coughing your balls off.

Please don’t give the overlords ideas. “Minimum wage” as a currency? Talk about dystopian present, damn.

Can I sign up for a timeline change, please?

Says the old man who chooses not to tell Link he’s just a damn clone that cycles up every century… Gee, I wonder where the moral is in that story.

Every time.