

I didn’t know you could botox that!
ugly bag of mostly water
don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine
I didn’t know you could botox that!
Oh man I hear ya in headlights and dashboard lights. NIght driving is getting to be pretty rough for me.
Interesting! My google apps all changed to French, I wonder why yours didn’t.
I’m a native English speaker but my phone and fitbit are in French. I minored in French in college and I’m trying to shake off the rust.
Never considered grated apricot… that sounds awesome!
1-800-ABC-DEFG
I’m intrigued. Do you have any youtube links you could share?
I remember your handle - IIRC you posted before about having Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Wanting people to be jealous of you seems apropos.
Pourquoi?
No toes?
Yorkshire Gold, two sugars, splash of evaporated milk.
I am in the back of the station wagon, unfettered
Bowie’s face says can you believe this fucking shit
Like he’s super impressed with himself
Jem and the Holograms
Danger Mouse
The Smurfs
The Snorks
The Jetsons
David the Gnome
Marsupilami
Is he orange?
Aging is funny, because there’s always someone who thinks you’re ancient, and there’s always someone who thinks you’re still super young. I was at a bar a couple weeks ago, and these two dudes were complaining about how old they were getting… so I asked, turns out they were the ripe old age of twenty-eight. Which made me laugh a little, because 28 is still pretty young. And when I told them I was 43 they couldn’t believe it. I guess in my twenties I didn’t have an accurate idea of what people in their forties looked like either. Conversely when I made some comment to my parents about being middle-aged, they laughed at me because “you’re in your forties, you’re not middle-aged!”. So it’s all relative. My dad said something that stuck with me: you may feel like you’re getting older, but when you’re my age (he’s 75) you’ll realize how young you still were, and how much energy you had. And that’s helped me be aware that even though there are some aspects of aging that I really hate, there are plenty of good healthy years left.