Why watch ads for free when you can pay for Prime and also watch ads?

It’s poop

Keeps that piss away from the tasty meat

Youngkin can’t run for reelection next year.

Not always bedtime but the stopwatch to start 60 Minutes was a weekly reminder that the party is over and school is imminent.

At least they can admit who calls the shots

Don’t forget guilt.

I have to use SharePoint on a daily basis.

Boost Mobile is advertising the same thing right now. Who actually believes these ads?

This Dr. Pepper libel will not stand.

What year is it?

The UN will surely take action. Perhaps a tersely-worded email will be sent.

Google doesn’t really let you say no, do they? Maybe there is a setting somewhere to turn it off but Gemini shows up at the top of most searches.

Don’t forget Texas. We definitely mess with Texas every winter.

We’re just a vat of chemicals fighting each other

“and OneDrive”. Yes, it is essential to have OneDrive.

The thunderbox???

History majors rise up

Google, Microsoft, hell even Netflix and Capital One, will be bending over backwards for this tech talent.
Look at that Amazon east coast HQ in Virginia, just down the road from Capital One’s HQ. One of AWS’s biggest customers will bendfit from this.

Who in their right mind would buy that property? Wait a minute, these people are insane, I’m sure it will sell like hot cakes.