jfc…

yea sure

Compromise: we can keep monarchy but from now on they all have to wear bunny ears.

two weeks of vacation time a YEAR?? What hellworld are you yanks living in?!

Blue hair and probably also pronouns… damn woke Aztecs! The poop canoe seems pretty ordinary to me, after all, shit is gold in an agricultural society. Then, how does one counterfeit cacao??

tell me your top 3 aztec facts please

Not much to hear about Carthage 😔 (because of rome)

Apparently it’s a common myth that fish don’t feel pain. I think it’s because they show pain differently than mammals (for example, if a salmon let down an ear-shattering shierk when caught, I think we’d think differently) and people don’t want to think about it.

I sooooo would want to do this, minus the smoking. Maybe some snacks instead.

This surely won’t turn out to decide that POC are more likely to kill…

This implies that there is a correct amount of penis that should go in cookies.

Start growing/foraging plants and drying them. When you do that, you can never have enough jars.

The. Periodic. Table???

That just raises more questions.

Turns out, leopards eating people’s faces are not a modern phenomenom.

Reminds me of the time when I forgot if the Latin word for bedroom is -a or -um… (it was cubiculum btw, apparently all rooms are gender neutral)

Can we not bring these stupid, lazy jokes into Lemmy please?

A little off topic, but Alexander was Macedonian.

“Oh so bombing Hiroshima was okay?? Is that what you’re saying?? You know all that is American propaganda right?? I’m the most illiterate fuckwit incapable of understanding that two governments can be bad at the same time!!”

Ohh that makes sense, thanks.