According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

Nope. Polish doesn’t have one.

Yet when I wanted to make my vacuum speak like Consuela from Family Guy I couldn’t do it.

Why does it look so weird? I’m not even sure what shape I’m looking at.

For me it’s always time to watch David Pumpkins daily.

Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?

Ever watched Bladerunner?

I already did. Would not recommend.

Shhh. That’s the secret ingredient.

And by authority he means himself.

I don’t mind it. Less work and more pay. But I am sleeping at the weirdest times.

The last march of the ents.

Yes. And You can say, it’s not Dickface, it’s Dickfacé, damn it!

Hold a mirror to the laptop camera.

Don’t know what You do, but my job is the same situation, plus I get a 25% bonus for doing night shift.

Just started night shifts recently. The management is gone so nobody gets in my business. Everybody knows that the night shift is difficult so they expect less of me. Nobody expects me to come in on weekends. I make 25 percent more than the day shift.

Sir, You were almost mouled to death, You are lucky You only lost one arm. Why the hell, did You try to punch that bear? I saw it in a meme once…

https://youtu.be/ZGyDMRKDaSc?t=1m17s That’s the one.

They should knock to Bill O’Riley and show him how tides work.