Maybe we could turn it around: adblockers are tools that block ads and other kinds of dark traffic such as trackers and malicious scripts.

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Imagine the answer to the Fermi paradox being that the aliens found us and immediately quarantined our entire planetary system.

Who said they were looking for suspects?

I would also assume this, if I hadn’t also repeatedly witnessed the exact behaviour the OP describes. The “instant honk on green” drivers also tend to follow up with whatever reckless maneuver allows them to beat you to the next red light by 1.5 seconds. Inattentiveness and impatience are both dangerous on the road.

Bold of you to assume I own a house

Where do you live that nobody drives unsafely and infrastructure can just be overhauled as soon as a problem is identified? I want to move there!

My brain read this to the tune of Gangnam Style

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