Yet your performance has inspired nothing but antipathy

Fuck Microsoft

It was a great show for what it was, but did it achieve anything? Not really. Which is, in and of itself, pretty sad.

I’m not sure that I would classify that as “proof”. In my life, I have patronized many restaurants that had beehives present, none of which smelled like bananas.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying that I would like to see some evidence that’s a little bit more substantial/conclusive.

Edit: removed the patronizing part

Is this true? I’m not sure why anyone would lie about such a thing, but, still… is it true?

Whoever thought this up belongs in an insane asylum

“Goose” should be in the upper right

lol, wow

I don’t know. I’ve been applying for jobs for seven years online, and I haven’t gotten a fucking thing.

I have 30, 20, 15, and 10 years of experience in the four major career fields I pursue, and I can never, not once not ever, get even a reply back, let alone an explanation as to why I wouldn’t fit the role.

I’m so glad that this 50-year-old joke is still funny.

No

They’re all dickheads, but he actually looks like one. So do his weird “space” ships.

If you’re gonna commit crimes, don’t post the videos to social media.

That’s sad to hear. The content on there is amazing for the most part. But, apparently, not cluttering it up with a bunch of junk is actually costing them somehow.