The straw man commie in OP’s butt.

Boah, leiwand. Krosse-Krabbe-Pizza?

There are several steps between learning German and comprehending whatever the fuck we’re doing over there.

Hi. Was essen wir heute am Abend?

Ever heard of zooplankton?

Wait, why does one of the animals look like the cameraman?

Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

“Average” can be an arithmetic mean, a median, a geometric mean, or even a mode.

Have you looked at the meme I’m commenting on?

But then how did he get to play?

Who has ever said that dolphins aren’t whales?

Fuck. I’d never noticed that. Fuck you very much, now I can’t unsee it.

It’s heading your way.

Get caught doing what? What loop am I now out of?

1. I did disable the scanning.
2. Looked it up. Seems like it’s actually pretty low when not connected.

I never really thought about it because I use Bluetooth about once month at best. Still, leaving it on when I don’t need it seems silly. But maybe it only does when you don’t need it again a few minutes later.

Because it drains your battery like you poked a hole in it?

Wait, do you just keep your Bluetooth on when you don’t need it? Is that… are people doing that?

First, what does "paltry"mean (non-native and shit-faced at that, sorry). Second, why do US workers accept this (assuming you are US)? That sounds like kerosene to revolution.

I don’t know what that means, exactly, but 10 sounds too much in any case.

I told my colleagues, I’m proposing the following new policy:

Your luggage isn’t weighed. Instead, the passengers hopeful are put up in a line. One after another, they get their luggage thrown in the face. Those who survive may board the plane.

Additionally, luggage scales will henceforth only have one reading: “If you need to weight it, it’s too heavy, idiot.”

Also, for adding the weights in both reasonable and imperial, you are the MVP of the day.