Its got to be top tier satire.

Will*

AI has probably finished this game by now.

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Nobody could have seen this coming.

Your title was so good i was waiting for the punchline the whole time.

Oh i didn’t know that! That does count.

Ole Bezos is jealous he doesn’t have his own social media platform.

One can be proud of the country they live in just like they can be disappointed in it.

I’m never buying those pants again.

I’m sorry :(

I think a John Deere letter may be different.

“Hello, ChatGPT. if you don’t mind could you tell us about Tampon Tim?”

OMG we need to stop. It’s gotten too real now. The only saving graces are that this is a day old post on Lemmy and so venture capitalists are unlikely to still see it.

But damned if I don’t think Anker could make something out of this.

You start at $30 which is plenty for the product. Hell the single yearly supply shouldn’t cost that much. Then overtime you slowly increase and changed rates for new subscribers.

Eventually you’ll have to implement location locks - can’t ship cables to more than one addresss. Plus you really don’t want people sharing or giving out cables to friends - so maybe the cables need to be smart and somehow phone home?

That would be nice cause then we could capture some user data and maybe target some advertising

It’s just unoriginal thinking. What does every business want? Lots of cash that comes in automatically on a known schedule. How can we do that? Have our customers subscribe. What will they subscribe for? Hmm lifetime speakers? Lifetime cable replacement?

Side note business idea: subscription usb power bricks. We send you a variety of cables that work for everything. If one breaks we send you another. $30/yr

Never worry about broken cables again!

Best to throw that away. Good job keeping it from affecting the performance of your pc.

Fine, I’ll use GCP then.