I like my stuff self-managed.

Bitwarden / Vaultwarden is a popular available working solution for self-hosting and self-managing passkeys (as well as passwords).

Malta

Maltese is an awesome language!

Why would someone own 8 vehicles?

He might be too poor to be able to afford more than that.

Why is it so pervasive? And why does some of it seem to be ignored for literal years?

Considering that you know that these problems have not yet been fixed, you must still be using these products despite these problems not yet being fixed and there’s your answer: What would the motivation be to fix problems that aren’t severe enough to make you stop using the product?

Doesn’t need any comment:

int getCount() { return count; }

Absolutely needs a very extensive comment:

double getBojangleFlux { return fubar * .42; }

Okay. So how do we turn it off!?

This is probably not the reply you want, but as someone who (in the past 40+ years) has never owned a TV, I simply can’t refrain from asking: Have you considered simply not owning a TV?

Your friend sets you up on a date. Are you going to treat that person horribly. Of course not. Why? First and foremost, because you’re not a dick.

I have in my life met a number of people to whom you might want to explain that this was how they were supposed to behave.

Please ban all the stupid password rules.

Yes.

I would rather just get hacked […]

Eh, no.

Both my employer and my home ISP use IPv6 since many years now and so does all my own stuff, it’s wonderfully convenient to have a globally unique address for everything that I connect to the network.

Casablanca

Vaultwarden is what really makes this solution great!

Bitwarden / Vaultwarden, no other password manager I’ve tried before has really worked for me.

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Everybody should get carnival.

Both 12 am and 12 pm are fucked up:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12-hour_clock#Confusion_at_noon_and_midnight

I don’t think these things are universal across software,

They are not.

but never with the options switch around

Life pro tip: always put the force flag first on any command line you write (that has such a flag), to ensure that it’s the first thing seen by everyone (including your future self) reading that command line.

Now that’s an explanation for Global Warming that I haven’t heard before!

Science park expansion ratified: https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/biz/archives/2023/12/27/2003811196

I only have one single friend who has ever competed in the Olympics, but according to the stories he’s told the level of fucking going on there is nothing short of epic.