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I don’t trust any of them, all of them seem opposed to federation. Useful idiots.

Big geology? You mean Dominos pizza?

Yeah like if the media and Hillary didn’t conspire to created a pied piper candidate that is unraveling our social contract by the day

They missed out on 2007’s improv everywhere and just wanted to be apart of something

Disney should be dismantled for being cultural terrorists

Microsoft works

I’d subscribe if there were anything worth watching. Occupational reality shows on every channel. Streaming has gotten so bad lately that I don’t think we’re going to have a culture in the future just people setting themselves on fire for TikTok clout

Google is evil

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Reddit? But they’re our rivals!

Google should not be setting standards on something that is supposed to be open. Google should be getting dismantled and divided into individual companies that would fail without the surveillance apparatus that is the real product, which is why it will never happen and why they’re given unchecked power

I work in infosec this is just plain amateur. Should have used an MS-DOS computer as the mainframe and kept it in a basement server room that is also a faraday cage. This is a room that is only accessible by Anthony Hopkins and his clone Blanthony Blopkins in a dual key system.

I can’t even begin to articulate my hatred for the current Microsoft business model. People used to joke how evil they were but it’s only continued to get worse

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No thanks, I need this as much as I need a VR desktop

I remember when the rebuttal everyone used to all of these countless privacy infractions was “I don’t have anything to hide” as if life is going to be ideal always and that the person handling the information won’t use it for their own benefit. As usual this sort of misplaced paranoia people have about their cars doesn’t justify the existence of the app. Things like this are more of a threat vector than a tool.

I do not welcome this CCTV in the bathroom everyone is a channel dystopia that too many have bought into.

Didn’t they help the nazis too? It never stops with those guys

What do you think they did wrong?

That’s not a very high bar to exceed

People like to pretend Mastodon is confusing