Is it, though?

The Defense Against Christmas.

Shit, these weather control machines are actually everywhere.

“They have two of the things? Why would you need two?”

Plus, no summer day is brighter than a clear winter day with snow on the ground.

Imagine, in the year of our lord 2024, not recognizing the noble whale shark as the peak of sharkitude.

Does anyone else think hammerhead sharks have been… maybe a little too quiet?

Somewhere between 7 and 12, depending on the kind of coffee.

I’m wondering, now… Does Gimli say the word “Legolas” even once in the movies?

Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

With how he is, it’s more likely one of the animators slipped it in there and he didn’t notice. You can bet nickelodeon definitely didn’t notice.

“We will adhere to US law.”

That’s all she needed to say.

I was gonna say checking reflexes is a neurology thing, before I realized that was the joke.

I figured I’d be fine, I work out regularly and am more fit in pretty much every way compared to how I was in high school. But, all that darting around, jumping, and occasional sprinting is a whole different beast than jogging, hiking or lifting.

Pretty certain he has indeed been around for 30 years.

I never had a drinking problem to get over, but last weekend at 34 I did just play Ultimate Frisbee for the first time since high school. On that day I learned stretching is much more important for us 30-somethings than it was back when I was a teenager. It’s been 6 days and I’m still limping a little bit.

The fish and chips shop closed? So sad that it should come to this.

Mermen, murdering geologists… Is there anything glumshoe isn’t an expert in?

“I support you, but the job interviews may be competitive. And they should probably be televised.”

Makes sense