cdipierr@lemmy.worldtoGaming@lemmy.ml•Leaked Xbox Boss Email Perfectly Explains Why Game Publishers Are Eating Themselves AliveEnglish
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1 year agoI’m done giving developers a pass for not even putting in the minimum. Larian and Bethesda didn’t even put horses in their games because they’re so afraid of rendering the sack.
Everyone says Phantom Liberty will finally redeem Cyberpunk, so I can only assume CD Projekt has spent the past three years creating a perfect horse with the most dazzling balls we’ve ever seen. Can’t wait for those RTX and DLSS 3.5 rendered oysters.
I will never understand people who think this movie isn’t funny - endlessly quotable:
“That’s a lot of nuts!” “You should be able to beat him now!” “Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it!”
I could go on. In a just world he would have gotten to make more films, and not just thumb parody movies.