Technically it just makes their carbon footprint even larger

Aren’t cicadas the same?

You can share windows and entire screen with Meet.

The truck has a penis?

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole

He’s bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides. I can hardly breathe when he’s pumping deep inside.

Even if you do make gravity, there is still not enough electromagnetic shielding.

I guess you guys don’t have White Castle. Probably for the best.

But will it have porn?

Yeah but then you don’t get a promotion because you didn’t have an impact… I’m sorry, impact is not in my job description.

Gamblers fallacy or law of large numbers…

The randomly fired 2 people on my team one morning. I think we’re doing the evil shit Amazon does with stack ranking. It’s so toxic. Fuck this place, you only get the bare minimum now. Anyone know of any software engineering unions?

Jupiter Ascending

It was a quote from them…

DM me, I can point you towards an account you can send money to.

We shouldn’t be making water and energy intensive manufacturing in a hot desert.

I aim to misbehave

Not sure why you getting downvoted, it’s true.

You could almost make this an argument that homes and businesses would not be able to have flags because they go above the side walk. Or have sale signs in front of coffee shops because it’s a “decoration”. Seems a little too vague. Also a pride flag isn’t political, social, religious, or commercial. It’s like having brown hair. Homosexuality is natural and observed in over 5000 species.

The part I would agree with is the crosswalk part, purely from a safety perspective.

Tax the shit out of them!