The fall isn’t really the issue, you would probably be injured but not dead. That is, unless traffic is moving at 70 mph beneath you, in which case you’re almost guaranteed to not only immediately die, but forever traumatize potentially dozens of drivers. I would say the value of stopping traffic is pretty high, and the trucks probably stopped before the police were ever even called if I had to guess Edit: clarity

Anything scanning messages or media on my device is an absolute NO if I don’t control it.