If that were the case, why would the Greek coastguard give a shit?

Greek employers cannot find the staff they need. Greek coastguard pushes migrants off boats into the sea.

Given that AI is trained on content from the web, what happens when all the content is written by AI?

I don’t think the sentiment of this discussion is concern that this type of test happens. I think the concern is that the outcome of these tests has been misreported prior to beginning human trials.