atyaz [he/him]

We didn’t want those blueberries anyway

Maybe it softens up their meat all nice and tender

Ones that hide it better, but it’s still a billionaire

Those companies are also owned by billionaires

I’m guessing only a few need to survive

There’s a book about this that hypothesizes that middle eastern cultures naturally developed a disdain for pork because it caused a lot of illness in the hotter climate. When chickens arrived in the region, they filled the same role as pigs (turning trash into meat in a cramped urban environment), while causing fewer serious illnesses. This basically eliminated the need for raising pigs and created a cultural disdain for them. Later, religions from the region codified these ideas.

Love the framing that Israel’s number is the “official figure”, but Hezbollah’s number is"unverified".

Fucking krauts

By that point isn’t he dead already

But don’t insect larvae sometimes look kind of like that

The what

I will simply Google this next time I need it

I read the very hungry caterpillar this morning

It would have been really awkward for everyone involved if someone stumbled into his party by mistake and freaked him out.

Smart. That way you only have to shoot one innocent civilian.

Latex and git ❤️

Maybe they meant chicken eggs but I guess the chicken egg is still first in that case

He’s got a little maggot on his ear

Is that how we’re ending our comments ZZ

Sorry they don’t negotiate with terrorists