Reasons to boycott:

Supporting genocide in Gaza; Supporting starvation wages; Slave labor in supply chains; Animal cruelty; Decimation of local businesses; Unhealthy processed food; And so on …

It’s gotta be just the contents, no? Otherwise I imagine they’d slice up their stomach on all those razor-sharp teeth.

I’ve got about a thousand of those bad boys on the right! Mint condition, although they’ve been unboxed.

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.

You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

Great job! Now that you took days to produce the latest figures, can you change them completely in order to match this other figure our colleague haphazardly made because reasons?

Yeah this joke goes much deeper than I thought when I first commented.

If they’re using MATLAB, wouldn’t the index start at 1?

Dang! She’s got legs like tree trunks.

How is that better than working from home that half day?

Their point was that working onsite half a day is shit. No one likes commuting to work.

Next do lifted pickup trucks please!

You’re assuming the blade would be thinner than the nucleus, at the very least.

Nude fencing would be lit

Oooh🤦‍♂️

Scaling looks like scaling+translation? And rotation looks like either rotation+translation, or scaling+translation?

Do they know how to properly pluralize proper nouns?

sudo apt-get AED

Aye yes, a man of class and of culture

Lol I’d love to see them try to duct tape those to a board.