4, 3, 2, 1… Reverse! We have reverse!.. And we’re turning… Putting it on D…hit the gas pedal… All systems nominal! The vehicle is gaining speed at 25mph. Entering the 5north at 45mph in climbing… 65! We have reached max Q…honey tell the kids what max Q means…kids, maxQ is when the vehicle sees maximum hydrodynamic pressure.

Trying to avoid MECO at all costs until we park.

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A green check!!! Wow! Sign me up baby!

For just $19.95 a month you can talk to all your friends!

I literally just tasted this at Costco…you know, with their polonium sampling Ladies… It was delicious! I only wish my backyard polonium trees grew faster. I know I’m gonna get a good polonium harvest next year for sure because this year I got a couple of polonium flowers that went to fruit but got dropped in a wind storm.

Anyway I really recommend those cupcakes an your recipe. Its great!

Stop using it. I did and now I only use unofficial ways of watching the videos I want. And I download the ones I wanna watch again.

Plus everyone benefits. Even Microsoft would benefit from healthy competition… Instead of making shit software, they should fix the problems.

Or sending your position to the migration services so they can send you to Guantanamo.

It’s because libre office doesn’t spy on you.

New Android 6 features tailored to steal more of your data behind your back. And now $500 more expensive!

What people really want is less control and cat videos. Perhaps a screen with two knobs on the side…one for the volume and the other to change the picture?

Yup, that’s 6" alright. Well, I check it again in a year. If I can’t see you pee, then it’s more than 6".

A clown runs by. A cannibal runs behind him. Its a funny runaway joke!

Yup. I’ve been obsessed with cleanliness and aluminum part finish at the nano to micro level. Stuff happens very easily to any machined surface when you just touch it with bare fingers. Its incredible how much of this we never care to see.

Like people bring up micro plastics and they ponder and ponder where it could be coming from. Meanwhile they’re scraping stuff off their eggs with a plastic spatula against a PTFE surface. Sure PTFE can withstand the heat, but it’s still very easily damaged by rubbing on it with something else. And this is why we’re all getting cancer early.

Let them keep those. I hereby declare that if I don’t own the thing, I ain’t buying it. So no root, no $$$.

If we do, we’ll definitely reach mars. I can imagine it now! Its 3055 and everything is totally fine now that we can escape to Mars in an inflatable city. A whole 4000 square feet of freedom soaring thru the sky with the last of us aboard ready for a whole new life and a good 7 in inflated cities for our children to live. She changes her name to Mother Gaia and His name is now Adam. One day in the distant future perhaps a large meteor would come roaring and reshaping our planet into livable space again.

It is the distant future,
The year 2000,

The last known survivor lives is a cave somewhere in the Madagascar desert. A robot travels by foot to deliver a package. A simple letter with the following URL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

The survivor dies. Amazon has finally won. They have all the money and everyone else is gone. All robots shut down. Besos jumps into the money pile only to learn that cartoons don’t work in reality as most of his bones become powder on impact. The world is silent for a second. In the distance two flies are doing it over a pile of cow dung. The world becomes a peaceful place with no human presence whatsoever.

Titan 2.0!.. But because we don’t know this materials strengths yet, we’ll add a supportive Styrofoam coating. A generous one.

LOL. Freedom!..just hope people would learn be less generous with the smoke. Hey maybe someone can find a way to make it smokeless or at least smell like beautiful flowers… And I don’t mean to add extra stink. I mean that they should genetically alter it or something like that such that it smells like vanilla. Or at least Gramp’s dirty old socks inside his wet shoes.

I hate the smell when other legally smoke it around the neighborhood. However, I’d like to bring it to the attention of the Republicans… THC is not the reason why Americans aren’t having more Republican babies. I think it’s mostly because housing take most of everyone’s income and so its hard, expensive and embarrassing to fuck and have babies.