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Dare I ask for more context lol

I’ll glance at some of the ones I’m not big on to expand my horizons

Famous as AMOS

I had two middle aged coworkers the other day talking about how it was staged. I should have showed them both this today. But I didn’t want to engage lol.

That’ll really milk the ol’ prostate for ya’!

Power move

I actually didn’t even have a conversation about it with her at first I just snuck one in her house and put it by the toilet. Now later on she did mention that just doing that was more than a lot of dudes in the last relationships she’d been in had done for her in months and months. I upgraded to also bringing her over a second one for her second bathroom and a set of toilet scrubbers and bleach gel and I’m always keeping her toilet paper stocked up. Also bring some baby wipes over to keep things extra clean. I try to get her a lot of practical gifts like I’ll go to Sam’s and just constantly keep her stocked up on paper towels that I got in my trunk, hell we’re practically married at this point all this old people stuff I’m doing for romance. It it kind of start with the selfish need for a toilet plunger in case I clogged hers up though lol. I’m just glad we’re finally getting past that awkward phase of being shy and timid about bodily functions like pooping peeing farting that kind of stuff and we’re able to talk about it and joke about it now.

One of the first things I did when my gf and I started dating was buy her one, so that when I finally got comfortable enough to drop dueces at her place I wouldn’t be up shit creek without a plunger

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Get more sleep

I think there are at least two stop drinking communities

Money makes cowards

The important thing is that you believe there was a study ;p

Fresh or pickled

You might as well go with the cheesy chard and rice at that point

I was reading this title as my cat is bugging me in the bathroom

Rocket, you annoying little bugger!

Dookie is such a classic

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We don’t know which 2/3 though…

The example link doesn’t work :'(

I was ready to go down a rabbit hole there