tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was “out of class without permission” thankfully it made the VP laugh

test plant on grug before eating

hey lets feed the guessing machine crime data generated from policing by a bunch of racist ass cops. No way will the resulting “predictions” be racist

Yeah but I don’t sell ripped dvds and copies of other peoples art.

and she should smile more too right? god you are a cunt

Maybe it takes more time because it allows more editing control over the finished product. The report of an enjoyable user experience for latex would back this up since users were able to produce what they wanted instead of being limited to using words jank as editing and just giving up or using a shitty template. Test against plain text entry I bet there is a positive correlation between limited features and total word count

There is a car where i work that has 5 ish different bad dragon head stickers with no mention of the brand name. No one can call them out without admitting they know what the logo is, and they keep adding more. They are my hero.

What a great time to download Organic maps

ah, so that’s what he meant by “golden age”

Day 1: World experiences “The glitch” simultaneously and gets set back 24 hours. Dead come back to life, religions take it as proof of god

Day 2: Media: “ground hogs day?” memes: “Its def groundhogs day grandpa has come back from the dead twice.”

Day 3: Religious freak out, no one is saying they went to heaven when they died, reincarnation cycle has been haulted, souls bound in earthly bodies

Day 4: Various religions attempt violent crusades, general violence, and mass suicide

Day 5: Nukes

Day 6: No fighting because dying by nukes hurt the whole time

Day 7: Hey want to eat the chocolate bar today? I had it yesterday

Day 8: Live television and internet broadcasts become only new form of entertainment. Massive downloads for rogue like games and short games you can beat in a day. Money starts to lose meaning

Day 9: General Hedonism, people pursue self gratification / or self betterment as nothing else lasts

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Nah. We know it’s going to be bad. Its gonna be a fight no matter what so fuck it, lets get to it.

pfft

you could always just find the folder windows update lives in and change the permissions so the system can’t access it.

Thats because its… HYDRODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED

Cream of wheat but then you put a gloop of fruit yoghurt on top. Delicious probiotic fruit gruel.

2nd place goes to microwaved potato

Someone making 400,000 a year who has no need to risk their job for 25 dollars mentioned it off hand to HR. One could infer that the policies were unclear and the reaction was overkill.

It’s a strange thing, surviving an enemy. An old man accused me of hitting a japanese maple with my car (parked near it once) and said that it damaged the tree and made it grow green after. He was a dumb asshole because all japanese maples are grafts. The original larger green tree just wanted to grow and he didn’t trim it. He blamed and accused me of it for years while threatening to take me to court when I had to park even close to it. He died of course, a heart attack. I don’t feel less angry about the whole thing but now there is no one to be angry at. I have to remind myself it doesn’t matter anymore and enjoy the shade.