Not for very much longer…

: takes off face and puts it in faraday cage:

I think it is some kind of winged puma with the bosom of a woman.

Why not both? Probably worshipped at the stake.

We are not the same, I usually choose to watch people with an excess amount of bottom.

I think scaring them over Cliff sides came into okay as well, though you aren’t wrong.

Depends on the animal, I suppose. A lion or a wolf would be too edgy and have rapey vibes, but a house cat or derpy good boy would be funny to me.

An octopus with Apex Predator under it while it is unscrewing a jar would own.

My favorite is to shout out, ‘What are you running from!’ when people jog by.

This was me until I realized I didn’t have a child and that I lived in the first floor.

Where was I going? What giggled as I tossed it into the air?

Pretty much any Artist Loft in the 90s.

Bitch, you have enough room to have a softball tournament in your front room, quit complaining about how 'rough ’ the neighborhood is.

My mother’s house had one of these pleasant looking Razor Disposal Slots in a medicine cabinet. When we redid the bathroom there was just a pile of ancient rusty razor blades behind the wall.

Boomer era foresight. They probably dumped their used engine oil into holes in the back garden as well.

I’m imagining a break future where, in order to access data from a website you have to pass a three tiered system of tests that make, ‘click here to prove you aren’t a robot’ and ‘select all of the images that have a traffic light’ , seem like child’s play.

Oh, wow. The reveal might have happened after I’d aged out of the show.

Thanks for the correction!

I had zero clue that Snuffie was imaginary until well into adulthood.

'What’s up, everybody? This is your boy Apple Lad, and I came through with one of those Tariff I Phones, just so I can unbox it for you!

Slappers only!

Can we join forces and spam X with a flood of Informative deep fakes of select individuals?

Same family as ‘Daddy Long Legs’? From my colloquial knowledge they eat mosquitos, so pay them no mind if your tent is crawling with them.

That’s why my ear is so itchy.

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.